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FUNNY SMS...!

Postby jillumaya » Sun May 20, 2012 5:04 pm

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?


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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.

Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko

Rs.5000 inam


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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.


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"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


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What is the height of mixed emotions???

when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!


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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….


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Whats the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!


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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.


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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS


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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.


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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".


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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....


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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go & study...!!


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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence....


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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.


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SMS.........................................................

Postby jillumaya » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:02 am

Life is different than teacher,

A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.

But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.

Last edited by jillumaya on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:04 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby jillumaya » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:03 am

Troubles are like a washing machine….

They Twist, Turn & Knock us around,

But in the end we come out Cleaner,

Brighter & Better than Before. GUD DAY.
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Postby jillumaya » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:04 am

Master to servant: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. Lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”

Servant: “No , Of course not.”

Master: “Then what will you do with it?”

Servant: “I will spend it.”
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Re: SMS.....................................................

Postby jillumaya » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:55 pm

Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.
Think!
Good Morning!


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An excellent saying:
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

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A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.


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TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”!

Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..

partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,

has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,

purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!

I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name!

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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:

Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:

A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:

The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.
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Re: SMS.....................................................

Postby jillumaya » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:25 pm

மழையில் நனைந்து கொண்டே
வீட்டிற்கு வந்தேன்..

குடை கொண்டு போக
வேண்டியது தானே - அண்ணன்...

எங்கேயாவது ஒதுங்கி நிக்க
வேண்டியது தானே - அக்கா..

ஜலதோஷம் பிடிச்சி செலவு
வைக்க போற - அப்பா..

என் தலையை முந்தானையால்
துவட்டியவாறே திட்டினாள் - அம்மா..

என்னை அல்ல...
மழையை..

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அவள் கோவிலை
சுற்றினாள் பக்தியோடு..

நான் அவளை
சுற்றினேன் காதலோடு..

அவள் அப்பா
என்னை சுற்றினான் அரிவாளோடு..

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நீ என்னுடன் எப்போதும் பேச வேண்டும்
என்று நான் சொல்லவில்லை..
என்றாவது நான் பேசும் போது
யார் நீ
என்று கேட்காமல் இருந்தால் சரி..
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Re: SMS.....................................................

Postby chittibabu » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:22 pm

Best line by worker in Garage:

" I can't repair your horn. So I made your Brake powerful"

Every Problem has another solution. We need to find it.



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